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“Urgent Message: Happy Valentine’s Day!” Greeting Card

Remember these old "While You Were Out" notepads your parent/s kept by the phone? Or was that just our families?  Now you can fill one out for the person you're happiest to spend Saint Valentine's Day with.

Black inside for all the messages they may have missed.

Price: £4.50

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“I Choose You.” Greeting Card

The easiest and fastest way to tell that special someone they are the one for you. Made using a vintage waiter/waitress slip. Who would choose cake, vegetables or a joint over their love?

Blank inside for more food puns.

Price: £4.50

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“Happy Bday, Slutbag!” Greeting Card

The ultimate greeting card for the people in our lives that enjoy intimate one-on-one contact with a great number of other humans.

Blank inside for your own dirty message.

*Condom is velcroed onto the card.

Price: £5.00

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“Have A Rockin’ Christmas” Greeting Card

Forget those boring Christmas cards you usually send and give this unique card with a real cassette tape on it!

Left blank inside for your own personal yuletide greetings.

*Cassette tape is velcroed to the card and chosen at random. We do not guarantee the quality of its content.  These tapes are over 25 years old!

Price: £5.00

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A6 Notebooks- 3 pack

When you have a lot to write or the perfect gift.  A three pack of our most popular A6 notebooks.

36 plain pages for all your lists, fantasies and doodles.

*If you have a preference as to which notebooks you'd like please send us a note in the comments section of your order, otherwise your pack will consist of 1 BINGO notebook, 1 Nana shopping list notebook and 1 Vintage postage stamp notebook.

Price: £6.00

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A5 Notebooks- 3 Pack

When you have a lot to write or the perfect gift.  A three pack of our most popular A6 notebooks.

36 plain pages for all your lists, fantasies and doodles.

*If you have a preference as to which notebooks you'd like please send us a note in the comments section of your order, otherwise your pack will consist of 1 BINGO notebook, 1 Vintage London map, and 1 Vintage postage stamp notebook.

Price: £12.00

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Hey, Queen! #merryxmas 6 Pack

Send this card to 6 of your closest Queens this Xmas. They will thank you.

Handmade with a vintage Queen Elizabeth playing card from the 1950s.

 

 

Price: £15.00

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Happy Bidet Greeting Card

For the bidet lover in your life. And for the one who constantly says BDAY!

Price: £3.00

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