Birthday & Celebration

“Happy 18th Birthday” Greeting Card (Mini Playing Cards)

Handmade with mini playing cards this Happy 18th Birthday is also available in 16th and 21st.

Perfect for the card player in your life. Or someone who's into all things mini.

Blank inside for your own wishes of good luck.

Price: £4.50

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“I Hope Your Birthday Is Better Than This Scratch Card.” Greeting Card

Nothing is worse than a bum scratch card.  So here's to hoping that everyone's birthday is better than that.

Handmade with a used scratch card and left blank inside for your own wishes of birthday luck.

Price: £4.50

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“YOU’RE SO VINTAGE” Greeting Card

Remember the Dymo label maker from the 70s?  We love that look.

This greeting card is another way of telling someone that they are old.  But it's nicer and more polite.  Vintage is good.  It's classic and important. Why say happy birthday when you can tell someone that they are vintage?

Handmade on Kraft paper and left blank inside for your own personal memories of the 1970s.

Price: £4.50

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“You’re A Recipe For Success. Congratulations!” Greeting Card

Every single one of these cards features a real vintage recipe. So not only does your recipient get a word of congrats from you but they also get a meal.

Handmade and left blank inside for more recipes.

 

Price: £4.50

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“Happy Bday, Slutbag!” Greeting Card

The ultimate greeting card for the people in our lives that enjoy intimate one-on-one contact with a great number of other humans.

Blank inside for your own dirty message.

*Condom is velcroed onto the card.

Price: £5.00

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“Good Luck” Greeting Card

Two poker chips adorn this card to wish someone the best of luck.

Left blank inside for your own personal message.

Price: £5.00

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“Blow Me” Greeting Card

The most direct way to tell someone.

Handmade with a real birthday candle. Candle colours vary. Blank inside for your own personal message.

 

Price: £5.00

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